Yet another eloquent treatise on Boston's greatest sports moments from Hub Mayor Thomas M. Menino. Yes, it has long been prophesized that former Phoenix Suns point guard and current Sacramento Mayor Kevin "KJ" Johnson and Celtic legend John "Hondo" Havlicek would drag an aging Celtics team to within one game of the NBA Finals. KJ and Hondo can rest easy now that our fair Mayor has given these Celtic superstars their proper due. Um, I think you wanted to say KG and Rondo there, brotha. But in all seriousness, how awesome is it that the leader of our city sounds like an unintelligible townie stumbling home after getting his shine on for 10 consecutive hours on St. Patty's Day? And what the hell was he trying to say at the end there? Still trying to figure out how steel plates factor into the NBA conference finals.
More of Mumbles greatest hits:
Remember when Red Sox Catcher Jason Varitek split the uprights for the Patriots' first ever Superbowl Victory? Shit was wicked "ionic."
And here Mumbles offers some succinct and loquacious praise to the Patriots two most dangerous receivers, Rob Grabowski and Wes Wekler. Side note- I don't understand one word you just said. Mumbles, you slay me.
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